Kate Radzville, Press Corps 24
BRITISH HOUSE OF COMMONS, ECOSOC — From imposing tariffs to leaving earth, the British House of Commons has been working to solve the economic, cultural, and political effects of climate change. Climate change is a world-wide issue, and the Commons are presenting many diverse resolution papers in order to find solutions to slow down the rate of Global Warming. The NAIMUN Daily had an exclusive interview with Sir Robert Goodwill and Sir Roger Gale on their resolution to send Britain to Mars.
Goodwill and Gale prefaced this interview by explaining how they’ve given up on earth.
“Climate change is inevitable, and we just have to accept that we’re not gonna be able to change that,” Gale said. “so we’re actually actively funding Elon Musk and SpaceX to get the UK up to Mars.”
They believe that their working paper stands out above the others because the other blocs still think they can reduce and even prevent climate change. The other papers want to limit the UK’s emissions to eventually zero percent, but how will this have a huge effect on such a global issue.
“Everything in there (committee) that we’ve heard so far is about like changing, like climate, like different climate change bills that are all the same thing just with different aspects from the past climate change bills, and they’ve all failed us (Britain). We got Mars up there, and it would be great.” said Sir Robert Goodwill.
On the grand scale of things, the UK makes up about one percent of the world’s carbon emissions, so it’s not gonna really change all that much unless we get other countries to change, but that’s very unlikely seeing as many of the larger carbon emission contributors aren’t allied with the UK. We hope they continue to try, as it’ll buy us more time to research and fundraise for the trip to Mars”, Sir Roger Gale explained.
Their resolution was built unlike any of the others within the committee. Instead of planning to implement measures to decrease the currently rapid rate of Climate Change, they plan to colonize the planet of Mars!
Who’s going to do this, you ask, well, they told all of their plans to the NAIMUN Daily. The key is, they’re getting the kids to do the work. It’s perfectly legal, Goodwill and Gale aim to teach the newer generation agricultural sciences and skills to help them AND the United Kingdom in the future, the bright new future on Mars.
“We’re also gonna change the way kids are educated” said Goodwill, “they will learn more on, like farm-based planning”.
All of this is funded by the UK’s money and revenue from the Agriculture programs in British schools. The main goal is to get other countries to fund Musk and SpaceX’s research to relocate the UK to Mars.